I would be
a big fat liar fibbing a bit if I said I've always been successful in my Lenten endeavors. I usually make it about a week, then come up with a piss poor excuse on why I deserve . But this year I'm determined to be successful. Word on the street (aka those jerks from the FDA) is that Diet Coke might be totally awful for you. I've read numerous articles on Aspartame poisoning and am pretty sure I'm down with the sickness. And to add further insult to injury, I've also read that people who drink Diet Coke are 41% heavier than those who drink regular soda. Well f#&K me. So much for the whole diet thing.
And so tonight I will bid adieu to my dear friend Diet Coke the only way I know how to - slammin the remainder of a 12 pack by candlelight.