|Just Hangin' Out.|
5. Baby Dangling. As far as I've been told, swinging, dangling and hanging are not appropriate adjectives when in conjunction with baby handling. The late and great Michael Jackson. What the heck were you thinking? If the possibility of great bodily harm wasn't enough of a deterrent for MJ, he should have thought of the photo ops. This stunt massively tarnished his parental image, and possible his child's mental health. But while he may be the pioneer of this practice, he is not the only proprietor. This lady believes that swinging baby back and forth in the air and hanging baby upside down is just good Yoga practice.
I'm not the perfect Momma, not by a long shot. Grace doesn't get a bath everyday, she only likes to sleep in my arms, and she isn't crazy about sitting still in her stroller when we're out and about. But I vow, that instead of indulging in the babykeeper, the creepy crib sheet, or any other such thing, we will make it through this journey they call childhood. You won't be a pageant baby and our yoga will consist only of baby massage and Momma's sweat. And I might even let her use wire hangers when she's older. :)